There are a few things you need to know on how to get along in the hood. Kasey and I are finally up to speed and though we dont always follow these rules, they are kinda hard to ingnore. #1) is that if you have all four hub caps ( or even just one in this case) you are in the wrong neck of the woods.
#2) if your car looks like it will start you will stick out like a sore thumb.
#3) The career choice here is to be a taxi driver. if you have a van, can affored window stickers, and a sign on top to let people know your a taxi you are good to go. It does not even matter if you hardley ever move your parked Taxi. what matters is you have the option.
#4) You know those things the rest of civilization call garbage cans. Well make sure you ignore them. The world is yours to trash.
#5) Make sure whenever you pull in that your music is bumbin as loud as your little car can handle maybe even more if you can manage. Because everyone wants to hear your crap music.
#6) Last but not least is that if you do not share the load in giving the neighborhood cockroaches some where to live. As a neightbor it is your job to make sure your apartment is gross and stinkey enough that no matter what they will find there way into your neigbors home. I keep in mind that someday when Kasey finally graduates that I will look back on this and laugh. Because some of this is not funny at the moment!
hey JoEll, just found your blog and this post made me laugh SO much. Within the first 3 months of us living here, one hubcap went missing. 3 months later, another one GONE.
ReplyDeleteThe cars that have their music blaring (especially without a good base system) just makes me cringe.
So sorry about the cockroaches. =(